Indicators Of Interest
Sweet Bitterness
Online Dating
Brides & Power
Verse on Lifestyle
Verse on Sexuality
Verse on Health
Verse on Sincerity
Verse on Power
You Took MY Bride
The Abyss of Neediness
The Great Braggart

I look up, and at that very point in time, White Girl shows up and makes direct eye contact with me. Fuck. I gotta go. I chase her down trying to explain the situation. I find her. She's sitting alone on a chair.

We talk. She then grabs my hand, and pulls me all around the bar. I pass Jonesy. He looks at me. And I shrug my shoulders as she's pulling me along...

White Girl: "I can't find my friends."

What's this? Time for a power play? Why yes it is...

Me: "We can just get a taxi out of here."

White Girl: "Yeah, we can do that."

So easy. She grabs my hand, we lock fingers, and she starts pulling me towards the exit. Looks like daddy is going to add another dime to his little collection. And as soon as we get to the exit, her friends yell...

Friends: "WHITE GIRL!"

MOTHERFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !

God fucking dammit! There is no way in hell that she's leaving with me now, les she look like a slut in front of her friends. I then weigh in my options. I can either go back to the first group of girls, or I can try to work my way in with her friends. Fuck it.

I head back over to RC and Snipes. The first three or four girls head out. Why? Because the one no one was talking to wanted to leave. It never occurred to me that she was the leader of the group, and I should have won her over first. Instead, I was too busy with the blonde that was laughing at all of my dumb jokes.

OK. So now we're down to just two girls. I then look at Redhead's fingers...she's married. Oh yeah, sure, like that's going to stop me from trying to take these chicks home. I'm Omari, and it's time to rock this shit like the fucking hurricane that I am. And besides, while I was away, RC already made out with Redhead.

It's crazy, but something instantaneously happens. The three of us instinctually start working together. Snipes and I work on Cinderella, while RC works on Redhead. The two girls start going back and forth between the three of us, most namely RC. The guy knows what he's doing. Time for me to do what I do best, make it happen...

Me: "Hey, we're going to go head out at a party after this. Are you guys coming?"

Redhead: "Where's it at?"

Me: "Campus."