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lol shhhh she doesn’t need to know! ;) I like to throw in stuff like “oh man I’m a (whatever your sign is) I heard Aquarius and Whatevers don’t get along. They just fight all the time. You wouldn’t take my shit and I wouldn’t take yours. We’d have to carry around foam nerf bats so we could just smack eachother.” (oldschool Tyler routine there, “you and I are too similar”, google it, it’s awesome)

“Right now, I’m feeling pretty awesome.”

You fucking should lol You’re owning this set right now with really solid game.

“But the obstacle likes me, and she gives me a hint”

See if she didn’t like you, like if you had ignored her and not made her feel like a part of the group, she’d've used getting her sign wrong to insult you and try to get you to fuck off. But because she approves of you and doesn’t want you to go, she gives you a hint. :)

A lot of the obstacles and mother hens that everyone pisses and moans about are actually your ALLY, if you understand group theory and can win them over instead of being a creepy sniper jumping out of the shadows to attack your target and ignore the group.

This is the girl that when you get the 7s number you can say “Make sure she txts me back okay? And get her home safe.” and the 5.5 will nod furiously and go “OKAY!!!!” and if the 7 is still on the fence about if she wants to see you again her 5.5 will be sitting there going “Do iiiittt!!! Txt him omg he’s so coool!!!!” and can totally turn the tide in your favor.

“Suddenly, the obstacle is like ‘hey, are you here alone?’”

lol if you get this question before the Hook Point it’s a shit-test/insult like the vibe is “ugh are you some loser who’s here alone?” But AFTER the Hook Point, and especially THIS far into the sarge, it’s not an attempt to tool you, it’s her thinking “god this guy is SO cool, isn’t he here with friends?? He seems like a guy that should have a ton of friends here, he’s so amazing!!” and they’re genuinely curious.